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29 Feb 2008
Drinking with a Redneck girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
29 Feb 2008
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29 Feb 2008
HomSi Translationمقبلات = Kissers
مقلوبة = Upside down
جوز الهند = Hinds Husband
معمول بالجوز = Made in Husband
قمار = Moons
مكتب المراجعات = Vomit Office
لم اهرب قط = I never escaped a cat
يتقبل = To be kissed
السلطة المطلقة = Divorced slad
خطر على بالي = Danger on my mind
لا يمت لي بصلة = He does not die to me an onion
كفيل = Like an elephant
جوزين جوارب = Two husbands of socks
ٌُُانه أمي = He is my mother
حقك علي = Your price on me
خليها على حسابي = Keep it on my mathematics
سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي = Happy wrote his book on In In
حباب = Loved a door
دستور يا أهل الدار = Constitution home parents
قدر ظروفي = Evaluate my envelopes
ليش يا بعد عمري = Why after my age
ظروف قاهرة = Cairo envelopes
راحي عليك = She went on You
من هون لهون = From here to here
يستر على عرضك = Cover on ur wide
طبيب عصبية = A doctor on a young girl
انا أدفع الحساب = I push the mathimatics
مقلوبة = Upside down
جوز الهند = Hinds Husband
معمول بالجوز = Made in Husband
قمار = Moons
مكتب المراجعات = Vomit Office
لم اهرب قط = I never escaped a cat
يتقبل = To be kissed
السلطة المطلقة = Divorced slad
خطر على بالي = Danger on my mind
لا يمت لي بصلة = He does not die to me an onion
كفيل = Like an elephant
جوزين جوارب = Two husbands of socks
ٌُُانه أمي = He is my mother
حقك علي = Your price on me
خليها على حسابي = Keep it on my mathematics
سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي = Happy wrote his book on In In
حباب = Loved a door
دستور يا أهل الدار = Constitution home parents
قدر ظروفي = Evaluate my envelopes
ليش يا بعد عمري = Why after my age
ظروف قاهرة = Cairo envelopes
راحي عليك = She went on You
من هون لهون = From here to here
يستر على عرضك = Cover on ur wide
طبيب عصبية = A doctor on a young girl
انا أدفع الحساب = I push the mathimatics
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